Extreme Makeover - Farm Edition

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Yes, ToD went to freezer camp this week. Turkeys - males especially - do not make great pets. Which makes it all the more disturbing that we are pretty sure Dory is a dude, too. Sigh.

We need to talk to her old family about her fate, but this extreme makeover was prompted by numerous attacks on farm guests. Now, granted, ToD was a bird and was therefore unlikely to seriously injure anyone. But still - we just can't have that. And if Dory knows what's good for her/him, she/he will take it down a notch.

We had the dude processed by our friends and fellow farmers, the Cranks. In return, we will be giving them a male goat. A lucky, lucky boy who will grow up to be a herd sire, and not a barbequed entree. It's pretty much a win-win.

Unless you are ToD.

I feel like W. - I gave a pardon and then I revoked it.

I am drunk with power.